Happy March 14th!

It would seem today is March 14th, which means it's Steak & Blowjob Day, apparently.
"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"
According to Wikipedia, March 14th should also be noted for porn star birthdays:
1985 - Brianna Love, American porn Star
1985 - Eva Angelina, American porn star
1975 - Johan Paulik, Slovak porn star
EDIT - I notice that today's gift on facebook is steak too!
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2 comments:
You've got it all wrong. I'm pretty sure it's Pie Day!
I think you might be right, seeing as how I got neither a steak or a blowjob on Friday.
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