Overheard In Dublin

THIS made me Laugh Out Loud:

A girl I used to work with was selling her car and made the mistake of putting a for sale sign and her mobile number on the back window. she got a phone call the next morning which went exactly like this..

Bloke: "Yeah how much are ye sellin it for"

Girl: "six and a half grand"

Man: "I'll give ye two and a half........ and a smack of me cock"